LIBS ARE UGLIER THAN EVER

Apparently, we now have a dirty novel being released that is 'loosely' based on our First Lady, Laura Bush, likely one of the classiest ladies ever to grace the White House.

A major book publisher is planning to release a sexually provocative, fictionalized novel loosely based on First Lady Laura Bush's life during the first week of September - a date that conveniently coincides with the Republican National Convention. Radar Magazine said Curtis Sittenfield's latest tome American Wife, to be published by Random House, 'is sure to send the White House into a fury.'

They wish. For eight years, the Left has made attempt after attempt to rouse the President Bush and Mrs. Bush to some sort of horrific outburst. They've not succeeded yet, and I doubt this stunt will either.

All I can say is the release date couldn't have been chosen better to whip up Conservative energy against the Left. Could this actually be part of the secret Right Wing Conspiracy to whip up Conservative angst? Ooooooooh booga booga